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Old 01-14-2018, 07:08 PM   #1312
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Two of our players couldn't make our Infinite Weirdos game, so I spitballed a new game. It was only toward the end when one of the characters came up with a name (Ruby, the cop).

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Ruby (OOC): “It’s a flash Mob”
GM (OOC): “It’s a flash-ER mob.”
Thief (OOC): “I will stop watching the mob.”

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GM: “Okay, let me sum up: It’s about 12:45 on a Thursday afternoon in May. You’re holding onto the frill of a Triceretops you saw running down the street. And you're hooting like a maniac.”
Thief: “It’s the best day of my LIFE!”

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GM: “You can see that the psychopath is clenched from end to shining end.”

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Writer: “You’re pretty good at this police brutality thing.”

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Ruby: “We basically stole a car and parked it down the street. AND we stopped and asked for directions.”
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