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Old 04-18-2012, 01:47 PM   #657
Phaelen Bleux
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Our party was lost, but we knew we were near the coastline.

I announce I am going to save the party, and Seek Plant, looking for kelp.

Entire party looks bewildered. . .I point out that direct to kelp = direction to coastline, ergo, we are no longer lost.

Trying to save his ego, the ranger says "Why didn't you cast Seek Beluga Whale!!??"

To which I only respond: "Because I don't have Seek Beluga Whale."
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