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Old 07-12-2019, 07:57 AM   #860
WaterAndWindSpirit
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Default Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

507) Yes, it is After the End. Still, some things are just ridiculous.
507a) No, a wooden chair is not basic equipment for the Mathematics skill.
507b) A 20 stories building intact except for one set of apartments having collapsed straight down is unlikely.
507c) A 20 stories building intact except for now being horizontal instead of vertical? That's even worse.
507d) Not even a critical success in Freight Handling should allow someone to carry a pile of bricks taller than himself on his head.
507e) There is no driving techniques allowing to use a wrench instead of a steering wheel.
507f) Not even widespread drug use justify a bathtub motorcycle.
507g) Not even a critical failure on an Architecture roll justify a balcony with no door to access it.
507h) Or a door on the second floor leading to a straight drop.
507i) I must not give an adventure to my PCs to somehow recover a bulldozer from the top of a skyscraper.
507j) A bicycle using boots instead of tires is ridiculous even by AtE standards.
507k) Same goes for a modified discarded single shot rocket launcher modified to fire shovels.
507l) Yes, it is cold during winders. That doesn't justify jury-rigging a stove on a car's shotgun seat
507m) A working airbag is gonna need more to hold it than a paper bag.
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