The Hurt Locker: Occult Emergency Kits
That's it. You've had enough. Your girlfriend just threw up pea soup on you. She's icier than that time you wanted to fool around in the janitor's closet, and she appears to be speaking in tongues. Which you can't understand because you only speak two languages: English and Bad English - and the first one not so well. So what do you do? She's saying it's a great day for an exorcism...you're Gawd Damn Right it's a great day for an exorcism. Break the glass on that emergency kit, because it's time for a little spiritual warfare and demon-smiting. Son, you're all of bubble gum, but that doesn't mean you can't kick a little butt - with the right tools anyways.