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Old 07-05-2017, 04:29 PM   #1237
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Brittany, who works in the same department as me, but I haven't seen in about a year due to different schedules, came looking for a paperclip, which I have in the back of my top drawer. The front of said drawer is full of various over-the-counter medications (everything from acetaminophen to Zyrtec) one might need in an office.

Me: "The pharmacy is in the front, because that's what everyone is usually looking for.
Brittany: "I thought you said 'the pharmacy is a front.'"
Me: "My pharmacy is a front? For what? The smuggling and black market distribution of office supplies?"
Brittany: "You haven't changed at all."
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