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Old 03-08-2011, 07:17 AM   #547
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

From a one-shot many years ago. My character was investigating a crashed spaceship, and had essentially picked a fight with the Jedi who had been aboard.

Jedi: *handwave* "You will stop shooting at me."
Me: (after making my saving throw) "No, I won't!"

after the Jedi was dead:

Me: "I'm a mercenary; mind tricks don't work on me! Only money!"

Cheesy, yes, but I got a nifty double-bladed lightsaber for my merc out of the deal. ;)
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