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Old 03-04-2018, 07:02 PM   #1339
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Richard: “That’s what Doctor Feelgood said.”
Aven: “Doctor Thorogood?”
Richard: “That’s what I said.”

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Kay: “They’re dinosaurs, they have brains the size of my foot.”
Aven: “If they’re lucky, they have brains the size of your bunions.”

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Richard: “I’m used to dealing with things here that aren’t comfortable, but I’m not drunk enough to try that.”

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Ruby: “Now my idea about an army of killer bees doesn’t sound as crazy.”

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Aven: “You may be a moron, but your trike is smart enough to not do anything stupid.”
Richard: “It’s a sad statement when your dinosaur is smarter than you.”

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Kay (OOC, to her cat): “You can’t get in there, goofball! It’s a book!”
GM (OOC): “You underestimate her power. You underestimate her, greatly!”

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Ruby: “Do you have anything that would let you take control of a gigantic spider queen?”
Lewis (NPC): (Wide eyes) “No. That would be the most valuable substance ever.”
Ruby (OOC): “It turns out it’s just a hat with spider legs, it makes her think you're one of her children.”

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Ruby: “Look! Giant bees!”
Rick: “Nope, they’re just very, very close.”

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Ruby: “You tourniquet this, right?”
GM: “Nobody critically failed their roll, except for your Health Roll.”
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