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Old 07-23-2017, 07:08 PM   #1245
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Teo: “I hit . . . and do a whopping 1 point of damage.”
Raven (OOC): “That’s unpossible. It’s a two-die attack.”
GM (OOC): “No, she just rolled that badly: Three and negative two!”

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Crystal (OOC): “Dancing leads to babies!”
Raven (OOC): “Not when it’s two guys.”

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Raven: “I’ll throw a wall in front of the hallway. I don’t think it’ll do much.”
GM: “Whatever makes you feel better.”
Teo (OOC): “You need to get those walls coated with bedliner.”
GM (OOC): “You need to put bedliner . . . on a magical barrier.”

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Raven: “I told you to bring them out.”
Beast: “They dead.”
Teo (OOC): “He’s not hungry.”

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GM: “It’s the first explosion you’ve seen that wasn’t in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. But, he did spoil you, so you’re a little let down.”
Teo (OOC): “And me without my marshmallows.”

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GM (as Terry): “That’s interesting.”
Rio (OOC): “Pronoun game, one sin. Not finishing the statement, waiting for us to ask, another sin.”

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GM: (Describes a crime that happened earlier with a villain in armor resembling a pill-bug)
Angel: “Was this in Florida?”
GM: “No, it was here in Oceanside.”
Angel: “Was he from Florida?”

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Rio: “I make Will by 5, so I am not mentally stunned by reading the court documents.”

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Angel: “I’m just waiting for my costume.”
GM (Rolls a 17): “It does not show up today.”
Rio (OOC): “It’s gotten lost in the mail. You’ll have to order a new one.”
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