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L.J.Steele · 07-16-2017, 06:54 PM

Players waiting for D5e GM to get something loaded on Fantasy Grounds....

Player 1: If it doesn't work we could skip the combat, use Hillfolk rules maybe.

Player 2: That's social combat, the monk and fighter will be hosed.

Player 3 [The fighter]: Social combat? (SMACK! gesture) I win!!

Player 1: That's ANTI-social combat?

Player 3: I STILL win.

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Later in the dungeon.

GM: You open the door, there's a short corridor and more doors.

Player 1: I cross and open the middle door.

Player 2: Stop! We brought a thief for a reason, dude.

Player 3 [The fighter]: One does not simply walk into more doors...

All: Groans!

GM: Inspiration for everyone.

07-16-2017, 06:54 PM	#1243
L.J.Steele Join Date: Apr 2005	Re: Memorable Quotes. Players waiting for D5e GM to get something loaded on Fantasy Grounds.... Player 1: If it doesn't work we could skip the combat, use Hillfolk rules maybe. Player 2: That's social combat, the monk and fighter will be hosed. Player 3 [The fighter]: Social combat? (SMACK! gesture) I win!! Player 1: That's ANTI-social combat? Player 3: I STILL win. ---- Later in the dungeon. GM: You open the door, there's a short corridor and more doors. Player 1: I cross and open the middle door. Player 2: Stop! We brought a thief for a reason, dude. Player 3 [The fighter]: One does not simply walk into more doors... All: Groans! GM: Inspiration for everyone.