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Old 04-22-2011, 04:24 PM   #24
talonthehand
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LFK
Default Re: funny powers thread

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Originally Posted by RyanW View Post
Some quotes from Ben Franklin:

Binding + Affliction (Shrinking)
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

Toxic Attack (20d, Side Effect: Debt)
In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Affliction (Bad Smell, Always On, Area Effect, Emanation, Onset)
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
To go along with these:

Divine Favor (Trigger: Alcohol)

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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