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Old 10-27-2019, 05:38 PM   #1518
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Kay: “I cast mage-hand.”
GM: “It does not work. You’re not sure it’s a thing.”

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GM: “This is the food redispenser. It takes your order and gives you what it decided you ordered. Not necessarily what you ordered, but what it thinks you ordered.”
Kay: “Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.”

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GM: “As you’re kicking the downed robot, you accidentally activate your mag boots and stick to the robot, causing you to fall down, swearing.”

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GM: “Pushing the button, you get a little ‘enh-enh’ and a light saying ‘biometric rejected.’”
Kay: “I give it the bird and say ‘what do you think of that biometric?’”
GM: “The door says ‘biometric rejected.’”

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GM: “The reactor computer has disconnected itself from the network. It detected a virus, and, apparently, it was the only computer that was current on its Norton subscription.”
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