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Old 01-28-2015, 01:53 AM   #25
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Default Re: Monster Hunters: Justice [IC]

Jack pokes his invisible head over the edge of the bathtub, and watches the maid and plumber. He grins, and delicately climbs out of the bathtub, carefully moving around the plumber and the maid, and attempting to pickpocket anything the maid has on her, hoping to find a cellphone. If he succeeds or is noticed, he'll exit the room (pushing his way out if necessary), and run out of the house and back into the woods. He'll wait in the woods until Ketty returns, harassing squirrels with minor illusions when he gets bored. Once she's at the house he'll look up and call some tabloid-y media groups - ideally on the maid's phone - mimic the voice of the maid, and tip them off to a potentially big scandal at Ketty's house, insisting that they need to show up quietly without being seen. Then he'll call the strippers, bluffing as much as necessary to get them to show up at Ketty's door in kinky leather (if he's hung up on, he'll search around online for other strippers, and repeat the process). If he is successful, he'll sneak in through the front door, picking the lock if necessary, and then loiter around invisibly by the door until the stripper arrive, at which point he will attempt to let them in (after donning the face of a well groomed man in his mid-thirties), unless someone else reaches the door before he has the opportunity.

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