In this week's installment of "Classic PC Behaviour In the News," a
British man attempts to jetski from Australia to Papua New Guinea, armed with a crossbow (link to a Guardian.co.uk article).
Definitely a plan my players could have cooked up.
(In passing: I love the way the police officer in this story speaks. “He gave it a red-hot go,” said Jock O’Keeffe of Queensland police. “It’s a bit unusual to try and get from Punsand Bay all the way to PNG. He stuck out like the proverbial.")