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Old 07-15-2014, 09:37 AM   #887
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Hm a couple more moments from my campaign

When the dwarven bard ask for request for songs my Halfing said this.

"Back in the village we hobbits had a nice little folk song we called Free Bird"

Dm:The gods smite you.

Another moment was when one of our party members were scouting ahead to look at the condition of a village with dark smoke and found a giant tree burning he tried to do a inspiration speech to save the tree after everyone just gave up. The mayor more or less just said, uh we got like fruit, tree cuttings, and seeds to replace the tree.

Then when we got to an Inn, I had my halfling stab all the walls in fear they could be monsters disguised as walls, and then when I realized I'd be too short to stab the ceiling, I just shot an arrow at it. The next morning I got out my ladder and took out the arrow, realizing later I could have just used that ladder.
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