Re: Memorable Quotes.
Following a werewolf attack on an isolated town, the party are looking for a doctor, when asked for his whereabouts, the town cleric points solemnly to a pile of corpses. The following conversation ensues;
B: Excuse me, we need some healing can you help?
GM: Who are you asking?
B: The Doctor.
GM: Barnes, he's in the pile of corpses.
B: What? is he busy?
GM: ... no?
B: I shout louder.
GM: He doesn't answer, funnily enough.
B: Is he deaf?
GM: ...
B: Oi! Doctor! you ignorant bastard!
GM: Barnes? He.. is... in... the... corpses!
B:... oh, he's dead then?
GM: YES!
B: Oh right, I thought he was after the fillings.
|