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Old 01-12-2021, 10:20 PM   #1668
Mark Skarr
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Miri: "Hmm? Dog toy or marital aid?"
Brandon: "We're in PetCo! They're all dog toys!"

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Alvin: "Look, I've had a really weird day--"
Simon: "You've had a weird day? I just spent twenty minutes talking to a dead girl. Seems the lich the cult has been trying resurrect is unalive and well, and really doesn't like the attention this is drawing to him. So, he's willing to share information to bring the cult down, and, when they're gone, he'll keep his head down for a couple of generations."
Allie: "I just realized that Alvin and Simon are arguing--we don't have a Theodore."
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