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Old 12-20-2020, 04:21 PM   #1662
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Default Re: Memorable Quotes.

Thane: “Can Bubba graft the head from the first guy onto a zombie?”
GM: “Performing a death noogie does cause traumatic damage to the brain.”

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Contessa: “Suck on the marrow—I filled it with peanut butter.”
Thane: “I like peanut butter.”

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Contessa: “Don’t worry—these chains aren't for him, they’re for what’s inside him.”
01: “That’s comforting.”
<beat>
01: “No, wait, it’s the other thing.”

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Thane: “I need to find an all-you-can-eat buffet.”
Jasmine: “There’s a Golden Corral not too far from here.”
Thane: “Oooh, they’re gunna hate me! I’ll be banned for life. Let’s go. I’ll give them my thirty bucks.”
Jasmine: “It’s only nine dollars.”
Thane: “I’ll give ‘em thirty.”

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Thane: “It’ll be grab! Yoink! Yeet!”
Contessa (OOC): “That’s up there with ‘clenched and ready for action.’”
01 (OOC): “And ‘Operation Flaming Parade Balloon.’”
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