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Old 12-13-2012, 08:08 AM   #32
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Default Re: Another 2000 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In An RPG

My players and their latest adventure--

55. I'm no longer allowed to Polymorph Any Object the enemy bandits into oranges and then turn around and offer the party an afternoon citrus snack to "share the exp for slaying the enemy".

56. I'm no longer allowed to start up an electrical generator while submerged in undead-shark infested water.

57. I'm no longer allowed to refer to Will-O'-Wisps as "Spongbob Zap-Pants" and give them a theme song.
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