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Dead Monky 07-05-2015 07:23 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
After a game spent dragging an NPC with Combat Paralysis, Post Combat Shakes, and Cowardice around through a ruined city filled with hive-minded, superpowered psychotics:

Elza: "You ****ed him. Didn't you?"
Agatha: "What?! No."
Taksha: " I thought you called him a quote, '***** ass bitch.'"
Agatha: "Bitch, I have needs!"

Blood Legend 07-07-2015 06:58 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
Because I'm a dork that way, congratulations Dead Monky on being my 1000th reply!

Phantasm 07-26-2015 12:28 AM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
In my SWTOR guild chat:

Kolvodi: I tend not to curse so I substitute. Sorry for the confusion. But gosh dang it now you've got me thinking about it.
RaikÝ: If you ever say "golly gee whiz", I will Force Choke you. :)

johndallman 07-29-2015 03:34 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
Player 1 "So we look at it from the Astral Plane, and see if it's been nuked."

Player 2: "It can be hard to tell with Australia."

Disliker of the mary sue 07-29-2015 03:37 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
"What exactly does being a Toon give me in a world that's already a comedy?" A question I heard asked in a rp forum once.

Phantasm 07-30-2015 10:44 AM

Re: Memorable Quotes.

Originally Posted by Disliker of the mary sue (Post 1923124)
"What exactly does being a Toon give me in a world that's already a comedy?"

^^ This is the exact reason I refuse to stat out Slapstick in my Marvel thread in the GURPS forum. ;)

robkelk 08-02-2015 04:11 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
An exchange from last night's game:

"Who's going to pay for this?"
"Don't look at me; I just paid for a bar brawl."
"And you didn't get me one?"

William 08-31-2015 02:34 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
Surprised I hadn't posted this one yet. Kibitz from the chat logs of a game I was GMing back in 2009. Mild grammar/typo edits for readability.


Khep: didn't we have info that this plane would specifically have a lot of Obyriths?
Diol: Well, it has the one
_GM: Pale Night is an obyrith.
Diol: But I think if we meet her it's kind of a moot point
Xivilai: No, just Pale Night.
Khep: oh, oops
Xivilai: If we meet Pale Night we're dead already.
Diol: Pretty much
_GM: Pale Night is CR 21 and can make everybody looking at her roll a Fort save versus instant horrific death. You will not be meeting Pale Night personally. :^)
Khep: yeah, I'd like to avoid that too

Disliker of the mary sue 08-31-2015 08:30 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
Something I heard a dm say, inspired by the first dbz dub.

"But you can't kill me, I got full immortality."

"Your not dead, your just in another dimension."

"I got sent to another Dimension by being stabbed with a knife?"


johndallman 09-13-2015 02:26 PM

Re: Memorable Quotes.
From the Weird War II campaign, today:

"Well, if the world gets destroyed, at least the Germans won't have won."

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